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Monday, September 06, 2004
Californication [Return to the Blog]
I was walking Lola and listening to my iPod when Californication came on by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I was about to pass it, when I realized the song was perfect for my move. I've been very anxious lately about the move. It seems so soon yet I'm kind of stuck in this limbo. I want it to happen already! It's funny even though I'm moving for a programming job, you can't help but get a little californication into the mix.
I can't wait to spot celebrities, and watch some of my favorite shows (even though it takes hours and hours of sitting down). I don't aspire to be a struggling actor, but I would like to break into the game show circuit. Maybe I can win big at Lingo :)
These three days that I was couped up at my parents during Hurrican Frances really made me anxious to do something. I was stuck inside with nothing to do but watch tv and eat! It's what I usually do but at least on the beach I live alone. Staying with your parents, especially when they smoke like chiminey's. I've been so bored lately. It's probably why I'm so anxious about the move, there is nothing else to do. Hopefully when Rafael comes back from Denver I'll have my going out buddy again.
I know I watch way too many movies. I do need a life. But I would be nothing without netflix. I saw the ending of Spinal Tap and thought it had some funny parts but wasn't all that impressed. The other mocumentaries were so much better! I saw Twin Falls Idaho. The movie itself was kind of slow and tragically boring. The only highlight, and the only reason that I think I kept on watching was because the conjoined twins (they aren't really joined in real life) are very hot! Individually hot, not conjoined hot. I want to check out Vanity Fair in the theatres, since I love thos Renaissance type movies. Roscoe told me it was kind of lame though, so we'll see :) Soul Plane comes out on video tomorrow and I really want to chech that out. The commercials look hilarious.
I forgot to mention that I went to the Loading Zone for the orgy party. The party happens the last tuesday of every month. I think I went to early because I was pacing around for like 35 minutes. This got me nervous and I started sweating. It was very cramped in the dark area and whenever someone started doing something everyone swarmed to that area. I got very, very claustraphobic! I decided to leave because it was way too hot and claustraphobic. I noticed that I as I was leaving at 12:45, the place started filling up. When I go next time I'll make sure it's very late to get a real flavor for the place. After all I have to get saturated with the dirty south before I move to LA. They don't even have nude beaches there! You have to go to San Diego! Still I'm up for ... Californication....hella yeah :)
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind’s elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It’s Californication
It’s the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It’s understood that Hollywood
sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging
Chorus:
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It’s Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it’s made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon’s not far away
It’s Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody’s been there
and
I don’t mean on vacation
Chorus
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl’s guitar
They’re just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn’t save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you’re craving
Chorus
Californication
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
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